September 2008
6 posts
Music Man
Power:
The ability to emit music from his body. Later, he is able to gain the abilities of the song. (Example: “Can’t Touch This” makes him unable to be touched)
Arch-enemy:
None
Alliance:
Unknown.
This party ain’t whack enough? Need some bumpin’ tunes? Call into the night and Music Man will save the day. He can play any song you can possibly name. If a...
Fatman
Power:
the ability to make anyone gain 5 pounds.
Arch-enemy:
The Super Model
Alliance:
Unknown
Fatman can instantly make anyone gain 5 pounds. This renders villains such as The Super Model useless, who needs to stay at 90 pounds or lose their job and be deemed “ugly”.
When not fighting crime, he is eating cake.
Nikov Time
Power:
Super-Punctuality
Arch-enemy:
None
Alliance :
Unknown
Nikov Time has a superhuman ability to be always on time. It is unknown how this power manifests itself: does Nikov Time gain superspeed in times of need, or can he slow down time in order to arrive on time? Nobody knows.
Nikov’s cousin in Justin Case.
Justin Case
Power:
Always prepared for the wrong situation
Arch-enemy:
None
Alliance:
Unknown
Justin Case always has the right equipment, but never at the right time. Falling from an airplane with no parachute? No problem! Justin Case brought along his canoe! Stuck up a river? Justin Case brought a parachute!
Justin’s cousin is Nikov Time.
Viral Man
Power:
Has the ability to forward a popular video.
Arch-enemy:
The Admin
Alliance:
Youtube?
Once a video surpasses 9,000 views, it is instantly beamed into his head, and forwarded to every e-mail, TV, cell phone, and iPod in the world. This not only clogs the servers, crashing popular websites such as Myspace and Wikipedia, but renders him useless and in a comatose state for several...
The Chef
Power:
Ability to materialize food at will
Arch-enemy:
None
Alliance:
Unknown
The Chef has the ability to materialize food at will. This comes in extremely handy against enemies with armor, as he can cause popcorn to appear within the armor, and then cause it to pop, popping the enemy’s armor right off, exposing his weak points.
While not out crime-fighting, The Chef can be...