October 2008
5 posts
Paper Boy
Ability: The power to control all paper.
Arch-Nemisis: Unknown
Alliance: unknown
He has the ability to control all paper, whither it be folding or un-folding. He gets all the ladys with his oragami hearts.
Chicken
Ability:
He is half man and half chicken.
Arch Enemies:
The Chef
Alliances:
None
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na CHIC-KEN!!!!! Only The Farmer is able to communicate with this fat foul due to the fact that well, he’s a chicken. And the Chef has been hunting this bird relentlessly for years, just waiting for those fat, juicy, thighs…
Usless Force Power Man
Ability:
All the useless Force powers that no one ever uses such as Force tingle and Force nudge.
Enemies:
None
Alliances:
None
How did the Jedi and Sith learn all of these totally awsome powers? Simple. Trial and error, they would make one person learn all of the Force powers that they possibly could use, but with this particular person, he learned all the dumb, useless, and idiotic powers.
The Breakdancer
Ability:
To breakdance extremley well and fight while doing so.
Arch-enemies:
Music-Man
Alliances:
None
After Music-Man gains the power to make the songs he plays a reality, the other heroes try to stop him, but Music-Man plays the song Dance or Die. The heroes either try to dance or fight, but those who dance can’t so they die and those who fight aren’t dancing so they die as...
Super(weakness)-Man
Powers:
All the powers that Superman has, but his weakneses change each day to whatever is the least convient. (e.g. if he’s fighting crime at a lake, his weakness would be water.)
Arch Enemies:
None
Alliances:
None
No one knows how Super(weakness)-man got his powers, but what baffels everyone the most is how his weaknesses change from day to day. He has often worked with Justin Case,...