October 2008
5 posts
Paper Boy
Ability: The power to control all paper.
Arch-Nemisis: Unknown
Alliance: unknown
He has the ability to control all paper, whither it be folding or un-folding. He gets all the ladys with his oragami hearts.
Chicken
Ability:
He is half man and half chicken.
Arch Enemies:
The Chef
Alliances:
None
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na CHIC-KEN!!!!! Only The Farmer is able to communicate with this fat foul due to the fact that well, he’s a chicken. And the Chef has been hunting this bird relentlessly for years, just waiting for those fat, juicy, thighs…
Usless Force Power Man
Ability:
All the useless Force powers that no one ever uses such as Force tingle and Force nudge.
Enemies:
None
Alliances:
None
How did the Jedi and Sith learn all of these totally awsome powers? Simple. Trial and error, they would make one person learn all of the Force powers that they possibly could use, but with this particular person, he learned all the dumb, useless, and idiotic powers.
The Breakdancer
Ability:
To breakdance extremley well and fight while doing so.
Arch-enemies:
Music-Man
Alliances:
None
After Music-Man gains the power to make the songs he plays a reality, the other heroes try to stop him, but Music-Man plays the song Dance or Die. The heroes either try to dance or fight, but those who dance can’t so they die and those who fight aren’t dancing so they die as...
Super(weakness)-Man
Powers:
All the powers that Superman has, but his weakneses change each day to whatever is the least convient. (e.g. if he’s fighting crime at a lake, his weakness would be water.)
Arch Enemies:
None
Alliances:
None
No one knows how Super(weakness)-man got his powers, but what baffels everyone the most is how his weaknesses change from day to day. He has often worked with Justin Case,...
September 2008
6 posts
Music Man
Power:
The ability to emit music from his body. Later, he is able to gain the abilities of the song. (Example: “Can’t Touch This” makes him unable to be touched)
Arch-enemy:
None
Alliance:
Unknown.
This party ain’t whack enough? Need some bumpin’ tunes? Call into the night and Music Man will save the day. He can play any song you can possibly name. If a...
Fatman
Power:
the ability to make anyone gain 5 pounds.
Arch-enemy:
The Super Model
Alliance:
Unknown
Fatman can instantly make anyone gain 5 pounds. This renders villains such as The Super Model useless, who needs to stay at 90 pounds or lose their job and be deemed “ugly”.
When not fighting crime, he is eating cake.
Nikov Time
Power:
Super-Punctuality
Arch-enemy:
None
Alliance :
Unknown
Nikov Time has a superhuman ability to be always on time. It is unknown how this power manifests itself: does Nikov Time gain superspeed in times of need, or can he slow down time in order to arrive on time? Nobody knows.
Nikov’s cousin in Justin Case.
Justin Case
Power:
Always prepared for the wrong situation
Arch-enemy:
None
Alliance:
Unknown
Justin Case always has the right equipment, but never at the right time. Falling from an airplane with no parachute? No problem! Justin Case brought along his canoe! Stuck up a river? Justin Case brought a parachute!
Justin’s cousin is Nikov Time.
Viral Man
Power:
Has the ability to forward a popular video.
Arch-enemy:
The Admin
Alliance:
Youtube?
Once a video surpasses 9,000 views, it is instantly beamed into his head, and forwarded to every e-mail, TV, cell phone, and iPod in the world. This not only clogs the servers, crashing popular websites such as Myspace and Wikipedia, but renders him useless and in a comatose state for several...
The Chef
Power:
Ability to materialize food at will
Arch-enemy:
None
Alliance:
Unknown
The Chef has the ability to materialize food at will. This comes in extremely handy against enemies with armor, as he can cause popcorn to appear within the armor, and then cause it to pop, popping the enemy’s armor right off, exposing his weak points.
While not out crime-fighting, The Chef can be...